Samantha, 22, France. Artist, writer, and archaeologist. Happily Engaged. Protector of the Realms. Veni, judica vivos et mortuosTumblr (3.0; @thewingedoctopus)http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://bobacupcake.tumblr.com/post/174486296569" class="tumblr_blog">bobacupcake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="312" data-orig-height="92"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a7cc75b2cffea633fbfaba3ae2e3c6f/tumblr_inline_p9odu7EaNU1r5t2ml_540.png" data-orig-width="312" data-orig-height="92"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="331" data-orig-height="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/61ea64fa0fd317bec6e334899fa79164/tumblr_inline_p9odumbDL21r5t2ml_540.png" data-orig-width="331" data-orig-height="350"/></figure></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175234814873http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175234814873Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:33:37 +0200<p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/175123205876/carnival-phantasm-the-porn-bot-arg-is-just-the" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/175122798991/the-porn-bot-arg-is-just-the-latest-news-about" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Porn Bot ARG is just the latest news about Death Stranding. Kojima made Norman Reedus learn how to make gifs and use tumblr so he could fuck with us</p></blockquote> <p><b> Mads Mikkelsen, eating potato chips in his pajamas and editing angel images on photoshop to make glitchy gifs, as per Hideo Kojima’s instructions:</b> “Haha, I don’t know what’s going on! This is fun!”</p> </blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175204818618http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175204818618Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:27:49 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e325acc420a76d10b881eaa9fed8d221/tumblr_pan44ujZ1S1xoyw8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175172850663http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175172850663Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:54:00 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1298aab3775eaade76a25eef4f1e93e0/tumblr_pal3k8nilM1qfthy3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ba701f2c9984bcf78e29cca18b31bd84/tumblr_pal3k8nilM1qfthy3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24269f4d030519560a55338aac7506d0/tumblr_pal3k8nilM1qfthy3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5aea7a10d10785f56f72e2b34330f80b/tumblr_pal3k8nilM1qfthy3o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d48652aa0ec612d572c44d4010945d4/tumblr_pal3k8nilM1qfthy3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://sdzoo.tumblr.com/post/175156858479/nothing-to-see-here-just-a-few-fluffy-and-fierce" class="tumblr_blog">sdzoo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://zoonooz.sandiegozoo.org/2018/05/31/for-the-first-time-rare-amur-leopard-cubs-born-at-the-san-diego-zoo/">Nothing to see here… just a few fluffy and fierce Amur leopard cubs.</a> <br/></p><p>📷s: Penny Hyde<br/></p></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175172825263http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175172825263Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:52:56 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a664b102820f52e6e1559989831491f7/tumblr_paqe7owmbk1rjecs3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3254d1202a4316f932d2dc43a5da86c6/tumblr_paqe7owmbk1rjecs3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b1abe2d0be8ad2f699894874521277e/tumblr_paqe7owmbk1rjecs3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://camiluna27.tumblr.com/post/175142150111/perspective" class="tumblr_blog">camiluna27</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Perspective.</p></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175172810688http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175172810688Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:52:19 +0200<p><a href="https://artemishuntedexclusionists.tumblr.com/post/175144517031/imagine-if-there-were-truscum-in-the-fifties" class="tumblr_blog">artemishuntedexclusionists</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175143416063/imagine-if-there-were-truscum-in-the-fifties" class="tumblr_blog">thewingedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://artemishuntedexclusionists.tumblr.com/post/175142695121/imagine-if-there-were-truscum-in-the-fifties" class="tumblr_blog">artemishuntedexclusionists</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>Imagine if there were truscum in the fifties.</h1><p>I’m sorry sweaty, but homosexuality is a mental disorder. :/ You have to experience self loathing otherwise you’re not homosexual. :/ You need to get diagnosed and go to therapy in order to be homosexual. :/ My parents kicked me out for my queerness, being gay shouldn’t be a fun trendy thing for you to do. :/ You just want to be special you don’t really like the same sex. </p></blockquote> <p>Wrongly defines transmedicalism and confuses mental conditions and sexual orientations? Check.</p></blockquote> <p>Pyschology saw being gay as a mental condition until 1974.</p></blockquote> <p>We&rsquo;re in 2018. </p><p>It still stands that you define transmedicalism wrong (on purpose for your agenda? It&rsquo;s possible) and that you are equating sexuality to a disconnect between brain and body, which are not to be equated.</p>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175145146163http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175145146163Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:43:13 +0200<p><a href="https://artemishuntedexclusionists.tumblr.com/post/175142695121/imagine-if-there-were-truscum-in-the-fifties" class="tumblr_blog">artemishuntedexclusionists</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>Imagine if there were truscum in the fifties.</h1><p>I’m sorry sweaty, but homosexuality is a mental disorder. :/ You have to experience self loathing otherwise you’re not homosexual. :/ You need to get diagnosed and go to therapy in order to be homosexual. :/ My parents kicked me out for my queerness, being gay shouldn’t be a fun trendy thing for you to do. :/ You just want to be special you don’t really like the same sex. </p></blockquote> <p>Wrongly defines transmedicalism and confuses mental conditions and sexual orientations? Check.</p>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175143416063http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175143416063Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:33:51 +0200<p><a href="https://ancientgreeksuggestions.tumblr.com/post/173032335218/if-you-dont-have-actual-wings-to-escape-crete" class="tumblr_blog">ancientgreeksuggestions</a>:</p><blockquote><p>If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine</p></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175004683853http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175004683853Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:55:19 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7c9cadc82296ad109006787e3704b31c/tumblr_p9pmd13sR71uuk1jco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://gaymzees.tumblr.com/post/174506138862/u-n-i-t" class="tumblr_blog">gaymzees</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>U N I T</p></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175004654473http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/175004654473Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:53:16 +0200 <video id='embed-5b32b82b810e7134575889' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='499' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p5u6p0IOhI1r868el_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":4,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p5u6p0IOhI1r868el_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"250"}}' > <source src="https://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/video_file/t:pObGNxY911vyk56qVOpzKA/174947547198/tumblr_p5u6p0IOhI1r868el" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://totalariana.tumblr.com/post/173889714714/elreyputo-bridge-to-terabithia-2007-still" class="tumblr_blog">totalariana</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://elreyputo.tumblr.com/post/172196997086/bridge-to-terabithia-2007" class="tumblr_blog">elreyputo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bridge to terabithia (2007)</p></blockquote> <p> still too soon</p> </blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174947547198http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174947547198Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:09:39 +0200<p><a href="https://transgirlnausicaa.tumblr.com/post/173630972092/me-and-my-hobbit-gf" class="tumblr_blog">transgirlnausicaa</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mediumsizedboy.tumblr.com/post/154582951246/me-and-my-hobbit-gf" class="tumblr_blog">mediumsizedboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire<br/> Gf: what about second breakfast? <br/> Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*</p></blockquote> <p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>every day this website tests my patience in new ways</p> </blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174947522748http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174947522748Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:08:35 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/efe32f5b2fbf37082a79526f25aefe88/tumblr_paf3z16RIC1s2uvgco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174947507598http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174947507598Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:07:53 +0200<p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/174901623791/top-pictures-taken-1-second-before-disaster-struck" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="466" data-orig-width="646"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2a2c9afc904ed0e56e609eece1994143/tumblr_inline_pacesr5yV91r2vvqk_540.png" data-orig-height="466" data-orig-width="646"/></figure></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174915723303http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174915723303Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:56:48 +0200<p><a href="http://cityelf.tumblr.com/post/174817311163" class="tumblr_blog">cityelf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.</p><p>I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”</p><p>Too late, they realise. </p><p>The pregnancy? A scam.</p><p>The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.</p><p>The doors? Locked. </p></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174908947658http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174908947658Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:07:21 +0200<p><a href="http://goblinbutch.tumblr.com/post/164639170995/me-is-bored-for-05-seconds-me-i-wanna-learn" class="tumblr_blog">goblinbutch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*</p> <p>me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat</p> </blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174852599918http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174852599918Wed, 13 Jun 2018 16:14:29 +0200<p><a href="http://radiation.tumblr.com/post/174730620501/radiation-greco-roman-nahhhh-im-talkin-about" class="tumblr_blog">radiation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://radiation.tumblr.com/post/174730606086/greco-roman-nahhhh-im-talkin-about-gecko-roamin" class="tumblr_blog">radiation</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="486" data-orig-width="1245"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0fdebcba4f4cd1166e7cbed08a48ea9d/tumblr_inline_pa2lrvcxQa1tbhlko_500.jpg" data-orig-height="486" data-orig-width="1245"/></figure><h2>romp romp romp</h2> </blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174741789598http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174741789598Sun, 10 Jun 2018 05:00:12 +0200<p><a href="http://confidentandgood.tumblr.com/post/174387867269/when-you-get-to-the-yetis-house-in-twilight" class="tumblr_blog">confidentandgood</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess</h1><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="1063"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/556f198b7de5729cb69ef90bf38f944c/tumblr_inline_p9iph2Hr0M1uqemq1_500.png" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="1063"/></figure></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174741699923http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174741699923Sun, 10 Jun 2018 04:56:20 +0200<p><a href="http://pocket-monica.tumblr.com/post/174397164132/whuddup-brenda-its-been-a-hot-minute-since-i" class="tumblr_blog">pocket-monica</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2c213f077b8117a7bed5ab3295ee054/tumblr_inline_p9j80fthkP1qjqwvh_500.png" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>“Whuddup Brenda it’s been a hot minute since I last seen you!”</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/51b0742e120dd6f79e85e9fc581839de/tumblr_inline_p9j80ft74l1qjqwvh_500.png" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>“Hold on, I have to take this. Hewwo? Pikachu? :3”</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef578cf8b7ad59f024f78804c15b7686/tumblr_inline_p9j80gcujj1qjqwvh_500.png" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>“Brenda, What the fuck? I was talking to you and your just gonna whip out your Pokeyman like that? Right in front of my salad?”</p></blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174715224013http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174715224013Sat, 09 Jun 2018 08:01:40 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d4ef3e5a6a6c024aad1e2832176803d/tumblr_p8uv47tZgX1rw0fw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9305e4318ec0b114d1e27501c2259f8e/tumblr_p8uv47tZgX1rw0fw2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174712519288http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174712519288Sat, 09 Jun 2018 06:00:21 +0200<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de5fd2931d1e8242e4b8b3560f2583dd/tumblr_p9xnqfgKFQ1w2lv5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gaymoviesthatdontsuck.tumblr.com/post/174679088383/occasionallychristina-linda-belcher-ally-little" class="tumblr_blog">gaymoviesthatdontsuck</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://occasionallychristina.tumblr.com/post/174649746629/linda-belcher-ally" class="tumblr_blog">occasionallychristina</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Linda Belcher: Ally</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c8476167e5f7876d9e34c51b79c1e695/tumblr_inline_p9zeor4u7Z1qd77ga_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Little King Trash Mouth is also in the Bob’s Burgers pride post~</p> </blockquote>http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174712494363http://thewingedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/174712494363Sat, 09 Jun 2018 05:59:24 +0200